PG: Brandon Jennings- He’s a young upcoming guy who is probably best described as a pro style street baller giving him the best opportunity to relate to this generation of fans. Plus, how good would that flat top look animated?
SG: J.R. Smith-He’s not the greatest of players but he has a destructive MonStarpersonality. He’s loud. He’s tatted up. He’s a natural cancer cell. He’s a ball hog. And he’s been George Karl’s villainous MonStar for years.
SF: Kevin Durant- If he wasn’t casted for the Jordan roll for the remake, he would have to be in it somehow. Enter our third MonStar with a backpack.
PF: Kevin Love- We need the token white guy for the team. He’ll rebound the heck out of the ball and hit a big three or two. Solid pick for the blue monster from Moron Mountain
C: Dwight Howard-There is really no way you can have a MonStar team without this guy on it. The man has more personality than the other 4 guys combined and can bust out the superman cap during the insane MonStar dunk sequence. He would be our Chuck in the remake.