How bad do both of our teams look right now? How depressing is it watching John Beck and Tim “The Second Coming” Tebow from the sidelines?
I know Shanahan wanted Beck from the get go, and even with all of your press conferences and strong beliefs at the begining of the season he took you out. Even though you pretty much handed the Eagles the game a couple of weeks ago with your ill-advised decisions to just keep throwing into double and triple coverage, I still think you’re better than John Freaking Beck.
Didn’t you go to a Super Bowl? Yes, the Bears defense pretty much carried you to Miami, and yes, you played horrible in that Superbowl, but John Beck. Sure, you ultimately were replaced by me 4 games into the next season, BUT, you’re still a Super Bowl losing QB and there is something to say for that.
That’s more than John Beck can say about himself, isn’t it? The second round pick is a career backup that obviously knows something about coach Shanahan’s past and is using it as blackmail. Its like Shanahan is having an affair with John Elway and John Freaking Beck is the only one in on it (Actually, can you do a little research and let me know if he is cause maybe I can use that info to get me back in the lineup baby).
But enough about you, let’s get to my BS situation. Tim Tebow, oh righteous one, is the starting QB for the Denver Broncos.
That would be all well and good if the guy did a little less praying and a lot more studying of John Fox’s playbook. Or, hell, how about working on his joke of a throwing arm (he throws the pigskin like it’s a baseball. Who does he think he is, Nolan Ryan?).
With all of his issues and inefficiencies, can you please explain to me why all the fans of Denver are so infatuated with this guy? It can’t be because of my play? Or wait, can it?
It isn’t my fault that I short hop, overthrow, and mistake my teams colors sometimes. I mean damn it to hell, make a play fellas (Knowshon Moreno? HELLO ARE YOU THERE?).
I really need to drown my sorrows. That only means one thing. I’m going to head back to Iowa City and drink myself into a stupor like I did a few years ago when you replaced me as a starter in Chicago. You should join me and we can talk more about how awesome we are and how we should be in lineup!
YOU ARE A SUPER BOWL LOSING QUATERBACK REX, ALWAYS REMEMBER!
Talk to you later,