My Dearest Timmy-
We have done it once again my child. You and I have fought from the depths of dispair for six straight weeks, continously standing tall, champion of all champions. Woefully starring into the empty and deceased eyes of our doubters. No self proclaimed “Monster” of the “Midway”, nor hairy and bile Viking, nor unholy and anti-semitic Indian Chief can muster up enough courage and strength to stand in our way.
Though it was challenging, though it was hard, though we lay beaten and bloody; together we have prospered as one being. Together we have been held victors with our backs pinned against a hypothetical wall. A wall that we soon enough broke down, brick by brick, piece by piece.
All the while, we have slowly gained a following. That in itself has been a test of your faith; but you have yet to question this path, this connection, Timmy. Your name now, once deemed inadequte and unable, is being uttered among the elite men in your world. The kings of all kings. The righteous of right. They shall be your disciples soon. They shall soon adhere to you and your genius. This is our destiny.
Disciple Rodgers, Brees, and Brady have been dutifully waiting for this day since I came to them all in college; I spoke of a day of reckoning, a day where they will BE. I did not tell them when, and who would be leading them; I simply told them to wait, eyes open, and they will soon see. They SEE you for what you are now; they are ready to pass along your word.
There will be more to follow, Timmy. Disciple Luck and Disciple Barkley have finaly caught glimpse of the light and are ready to step into the next stage of their faith. Disciple Cutler and Manning, though born skeptics, have adopted you as their savior and have stepped closer to your herald song.
Lead these people, Timmy. Be their savior. Be their voice of reason. With them, the rest of your peers, even those unholy and sinful persons of the ESPN Kingdom will soon see your greatness for what it truly is.
They will all soon stand in your light, (Te)bowing to you.
I am proud of you my son.
How fucking dumb is Marion Barber!